Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.
First thing I said to my girlfriend when I woke up this morning was, “I cheated on you with Sara Quin in my dream last night, I’m sorry.”